Saturday July 18 2009 12:32 pm

Mountain Goats - “No Children”

This is such an angry song! Why do I love it so much??…

“I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us
I hope we come out with a failsafe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us
I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight
And I hope we hang on past the last exit
I hope it’s already too late

And I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here someday burns down
And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away
And I never come back to this town again
In my life
I hope I lie
And tell everyone you were a good wife
And I hope you die
I hope we both die

I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow
I hope it bleeds all day long
Our friends say it’s darkest before the sun rises
We’re pretty sure they’re all wrong
I hope it stays dark forever
I hope the worst isn’t over
And I hope you blink before I do
And I hope I never get sober

And I hope when you think of me years down the line, you can’t find one good thing to say
And I hope if I found the strength to walk out, you’d stay the hell out of my way
I am drowning
There is no sign of land
You are coming down with me
Hand and in unlovable hand
And I hope you die
I hope we both die.”

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Friday July 17 2009 11:24 am

July 11 Picnic Menu

After posting the invitation to the open picnic both on my blog and on Craigslist, I got so few replies that I was ready to throw in the towel on Friday morning, but at the last minute, several of my friends opted in (and recruited others), so that by the time Saturday afternoon rolled around, I had seven people attending. The lovely M—- helped me transport my goods to sunny Ravenna Park, where after a brief search, we found an open picnic table at which to set up. I decided I couldn’t really do fancy food on paper plates, so I purchased some relatively cheap alternatives: Bambu plates, which look outdoorsy without being really expensive, and then reusable (but cheap) Tag glasses, bowls, cloth napkins, and place mats. Everything was green and purple.

When I started planning, I had a few things in mind for the menu. First, my dishes had to be things that I wouldn’t be afraid to cook — that is, nothing that I’d be likely to ruin, like a custard. Second, they had to be things that I wouldn’t have to cook there, since cooking facilities would be nonexistent unless I was prepared to pay a $140 shelter fee (and even then, it’d just be a grill). And third, I wanted to play with summer Seattle flavors. I made a list of ingredients that I think are especially summery: heirloom tomatoes, fresh spearmint, avocados, blueberries, cilantro, cucumbers, goat cheese. Then I simply started searching/brainstorming interesting recipes. Here’s what I came up with:

Crostini Trio of fresh tomato bruschetta, caramelized onion spread, and
roasted red peppers with goat cheese.

Caprese Skewers fresh mozzarella, heirloom tomatoes, and
balsamic reduction.

Green Gazpacho with cucumbers, peppers, onions, cilantro,
spearmint, and parsley.

Mushroom Risotto with asparagus and lemon thyme.

Herb-Encrusted Seared Ahi with fresh cucumber and avocado
salad.

Goat Cheesecake with blueberry coulis and a
lavender-shortbread crust.

The week of the picnic, I put in a large order to Spud, and they provided pretty much all of the fresh vegetables. They delivered a ton of Purple Cherokee heirloom tomatoes, which are very mild and sweet, and went perfectly in the Bruschetta and Caprese. I served the Crostini and Caprese family-style and just let people dig in before I started piling courses on them. I liked that skewering the Caprese made it easy to transport and serve, but I’m not sure it was the optimal way to serve Caprese otherwise.

The Gazpacho was an easy call, since I could make it the night before and simply chill it until I served it. The Gazpacho recipe I chose was from the Herbfarm Cookbook, and it was amazing — I highly recommend it. Very zesty, very flavorful; the fresh herbs all managed to shine without overwhelming each other, and the green color was bright and cheerful.

The Mushroom/Asparagus Risotto was also based on a recipe from that book, but I was not as impressed with it. I like the idea of a mushroom risotto, but the asparagus wasn’t that exciting, and the trio of mushroom/asparagus/lemon thyme flavoring just didn’t work for me.

The Seared Ahi was based on a recipe from the same cookbook, but I changed the salad up so that it had a few tablespoons of lime juice, a little olive oil, a little salt, four avocados, two cucumbers, and a handful of chopped cilantro. Coriander and cilantro, as they are sold here, are two parts of the same plant, so that shared flavor tied the Ahi and the salad together.

Finally, the Goat Cheesecake was based on Abbey’s infamous cheesecake, which was featured by the Daring Kitchen, and therefore, by food blogs everywhere. It really is a great recipe; I used goat cheese for half of the cheese, and instead of using graham cracker crumbs for the crust, I crushed up some lavender shortbread that I’d made about a week before, so that there was a subtle lavender flavor in it.

Now, to answer the question which I got seven times that day: What is a coulis? A coulis, as I understand it, is some type of sauce which is made by forcing fruit or vegetables through a sieve, so that any particular materials (seeds, skins, etc) are either crushed up unrecognizably or strained out of the final product. At any rate, that’s how I made mine. I gather some people puree and then strain these sauces, but I didn’t really want lots of dribbly seed bits getting into mine, so I didn’t puree the blueberries. It’s very simple, and you wind up with a sauce that is 100% fruit, has a light syrupy consistency, but it hasn’t been cooked and has no added sugar. The blueberry went great with the lavender and cheese flavors, so I’ll definitely be making that again.

A final note I’d like to make isn’t about anything I cooked. As you may or may not know, public parks in Seattle do not allow alcohol unless you restrict the consumption to a covered shelter and pay some kind of huge - like $300 - fee for it. Now, I’ve seen people openly drinking, a lot, at parks all over the place, and I’ve never seen this enforced, but I didn’t particularly want to tempt fate, especially since this would be going on my blog. So while I’d normally serve wine with a dinner like this, I couldn’t. What I wound up bringing instead were: plenty of still water, Pellegrino, and a couple bottles of Golden Star Tea. At $12 a bottle, it was not exactly the cheapest drink choice on the block, but it was a big hit! It complemented the food well, was refreshing in the hot sun, and delicious. So if you’re looking for a no-alcohol alternative to wine, check this stuff out. We gave it two yums up.

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Tuesday July 7 2009 11:48 am

Zombies in Fremont

For those of your who are familiar with Seattle, last Friday night (July the 3rd) saw the Red, White, and Undead Zombie party in Fremont. They broke the world record for most zombies in one place (3,848), had several zombie walks during which they humorously terrorized local citizens and businesses, and performed an enormous performance of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” dance. I went, not for the brains, but for the photos and fun.

I loved the folks who dressed up not just as “zombie,” but as, “_____ zombie” — Lady Liberty zombie, priest zombie, Marilyn Monroe zombie, etc. — not to mention the adorable zombie flower girls and puppies. I took about 500 pictures, of which these ones are pretty much my favorites:

Seriously. Flower girl zombie. SO CUTE.

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